When your boyfriend drops your mail by your desk, you find you’ve received the new catalog for Shitstomping Boots.

Not that I need more Shitstomping Boots. The ones I bought a year ago are still going strong and actually AMAZING. I own a lot of footwear, and these things have impressed me to no end. They really feel like clouds on my feet! I am super impressed that after a year of heavy duty wear, getting pissed on, vomited on, worn through massive puddles and in the pouring rain, gurney wheeled over them, crap dropped on them, taken on and off and on and off and on and off, and work for 12, 24 and 36 hours straight that they are in such good shape. They’re not even all that scuffed! I shine them once in a while when we have a Flight Call and I’m in the bathroom at the private jet airport (there’s a little complimentary shoe shine machine in there! fancy!), but other than that, absolutely no maintenance.

And through all that, they are still uber freaking comfortable!!!! In fact, they might be the absolute most comfortable shoe I own- moreso than my running sneaks! Also, even with all the nasty sweaty schleping around I do in the heat, they don’t even smell that bad. Those things are seriously the bomb! I highly, highly recommend these babies if you’re in the market for Shitstomping Boots.

In other news, we are blowing off all our Important Things to Do for the day and heading to the beach :D HURRAH! We have a dog that needs to get buried up to his neck in sand and then dragged in the ocean, you see ;) Have a great day!