Get Ready for Feastivus!
So Earl and I decided to throw a Christmas Feast Party (more accurately- I decided, then Earl agreed), and the invitations are going out tomorrow! In a stroke of spectacular brilliance, I christened the party “Feastivus,” only to find out a bunch other people also throw holiday parties also named Feastivus. But… screw em
. FEAST WE SHALL, and FEASTIVUS IT SHALL BE CALLED!
So psyched for this! Here are the invites I made up… to be schmanced up with some red and green glitter and Christmas-y drawings on the envelopes by yours truly. Yes, we are going old school and actually sending physical invitations out in the snail mail for this one: evite, schmevite- simply not my style.

I must confess, it was a bit of a challenge to come up with the menu for Feastivus- mainly because my buddy Dom, who is vegan, is coming. Normally around here it’s meat, meat, and more meat, with a side of butter and sour cream. I didn’t want to make him feel singled out with a “special” meal just for him. Hence the menu is a mish-mash of vegan and non-vegan foods. So far (and I’m sure I’ll change this last minute as things get hectic… lol)… but here is a rough outline of what I’m thinking we’ll be serving:
- Appetizers: mulled wine, devilled eggs, hummus & pita chips, pickles, jams
- Entree: stuffed pork roulande in puff pastry, ratatouille
- Sides: creamed carrots, pecan wild rice pilaf, greens & berry salad with a pumpkin vinaigrette
- Dessert: Grand Marnier bread pudding, poached pears, spiked eggnog
In case you were curious, here is the text of our Feastivus invites… if you suspect I had a *tad* too much fun writing these, you would be correct
It’s Christmas time, and if that’s not an excuse for a slap-up meal, nothing is!
Always keen on cooking, when it comes to Christmas dinner, I’m pulling out all the stops. To give y’all a meal to warm the cockles, I’ve scoured the city and neighboring farms for the freshest ingredients to make this festive feast.
Making our merry band of revelers earn their supper, Holiday attire (ugly Christmas sweaters, reindeer ears, Santa hats or the like) is encouraged.
We’re planning a feast to make the table groan! Here on Buena Vista West you’ll be tucking into a gluttonous roast of stuffed pork roulade in puff pastry. If that doesn’t get you reaching for the Pepto, there will be ratatouille, creamed carrots and pecan wild rice pilaf. To round off the opulent offering, we fill feature a greens and berries salad with pumpkin vinaigrette, deviled eggs, and a hearty offering of pickles, preserves, poached pears, and Grand Marnier bread pudding.
Wash it all down with some spiked eggnog and mulled wine, and it sounds like we’ve got ourselves a party.
Please bring a bottle of wine to share and perhaps an ornament to decorate our Christmas tree!
Looking forward to seeing you on the 21st!
ps- a special thank you to the Happy Medic, who pointed out a great place in SF to buy the Christmas printer paper for our invitations!

3 Comments
sounds like fun and the menu “is to die for”. We’ll bring a bottle of our “best” Merlot and the pooch. And you’ll sing me Happy Birthday with a candle in the poached pears
seriously, sounds like it should be the bestest of times
betty
Courtney!
Your Feastivus sounds incredible! I can’t wait to read about it. BTW: totally agree with you re: snail mail invites, getting an e-vite never fills me with even a fraction of the excitement that a real invitation does. Kudos all around. I’m especially interested in the dessert options (mmmm bread pudding), and am heartened by how your menu reflects your desire to include all your guests (not always so easy).
My invitation has not yet arrived.
Hmmmmmm….
The paper looks marvelous! Happy Feastivus! Enjoy the feats of strength!