Dumb Things I Say to the Dog/Cat
“Oh, you’re so purr-y! How’d you get so purr-y?”
“Who is the cutest woot-est? Are you the cutest-woot-est?”
“Are you a good boy? Who’s a good boy?? ARE YOU A GOOD BOY????????????”
“Do you want the ball? Do you want the ball? Do you want the ball do you want the ball do you want the ball go get the ball!!!GO GET THE BALL!!!”
“Where’s ducky? GO GET YOUR DUCKY!! IM GONNA GET DUCKY!! MY DUCKY!! MY DUCKY!!!”
“Do you want breakfast? Who wants breakfast? Breakfast! Breakfast!”
“Do you want to be hog tied? Do you like being hog tied?”
“Oh, purr purr.”
“Hi, Meowser.”
“Is that a nice box?”
“Stop being a terrorist! AGH TERRORIST!!!!!!!” (normally said very grumpily at 6 in the morning when the cat is walking on us trying to wake us up to serve her breakfast
“Linus Whinus! Who is the whinust-y?” (this one is by far the worst. I didn’t even believe I actually say this to the dog until Earl made fun of me… and since then I’ve caught myself saying it right as the words come out of my mouth)
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Hilarious! I think if a stranger was listening in at OUR house, they would think we were a bunch of crazed loons as we also say the stupidest things around the animals!
LOL; I loved these; I tell Koda all the time “you are such a corgi; the corgiest of them all” what the “heck” does that mean? and also “don’t look so sad, you are a corgi and it doesn’t get any better than that” like he understands what I’m saying
have a good weekend; I’m off to Disneyland to hook up with friends and the poor little guy is in the kennel (oh excuse me, they call it pet suites
betty
“Do you want to go downstairs?”
“Such a nice cat. People didn’t know how nice he was … but I did!” (Usually uttered while brushing or providing appropriate adoration to The Boarder.)
“Onyx come! Onyx sit!” (He works for treats. But people do find it quite extraordinary.)
i use the exact same cat talk, except replace “purr-y” with “plush” or “fat”
Heeeere footstool! come here lil fuzzy footstool!